Aurora's so-called corporation counsel, Alayne Weingartz, who already has a well-earned reputation of hating various people, now is adding pigeons to her targets. Yes, pigeons. And, no, we aren't making this up.
She has drafted an ordinance to regulate pigeons and how they can be raised in Aurora.
Do we have a pigeon problem in Aurora?
Well, according to the
Daily Herald, there's one person, Armando Munoz, who lives on Second Street in Aurora who has been raising pigeons in his garage with neighbors concerned about the noise, odor and droppings.
And, why is the city's so-called corporation counsel, who is paid over $100,000 per year, spending taxpayer time and resources on pigeon crap?
Other than apparently not having more important things to do, she says the new ordinance would "provide some basic requirements for the location of these birds, which is called a 'pigeon loft,' that they will be kept in compliance with the building code, property maintenance code and that they be kept in a clean and orderly condition at all times."
There is no word yet if pigeons will be required to appear before the city's kangaroo (aka "administrative") court and testify or what happens if pigeons are a nuisance on their own and belong to no specific owner.
Aurora spokesman Dan Ferrelli has not confirmed if the new $120 million Aurora Police Palace on Indian Trail was designed to accomodate pigeons that must be detained or taken into custody.
Weingartz, who appears to have some unusual interest in birds and animals based upon other ordinances she has pushed involving pets, has also not explained if pigeons will be forced to be licensed or have GPS chips embedded.
Some say the pigeon ordinance is unfair and does not provide equal protection under the law. If pigeons must be regulated, what about other birds? Who's regulating the gangs of birds that roam the city and deposit droppings randomly on cars, public sidewalks and people's heads?
In 2009, there were reports that even Weingartz's fairly large head was the target of a bird dropping. Was it a pigeon? Is that why she isn't targeting other birds with her ordinance?
However, despite all the taxpayer resources, time by city staff and the full attention of the Aurora City Council being devoted to pigeons, Armando Munoz says it's a waste of time to craft an ordinance to deal with his pigeons.
While he may have 40 pigeons in the past, he's down to 3 and is planning to send them to people in Mexico as a gift, so he will have none.
It appears if Aurora City Council goes along with the priority of dealing with pigeons, it won't matter because if any pigeon decides to make noise or drop this or that anywhere, Aurora will be ready to strike back.
Perhaps Weingartz should be transferred to the full-time pigeon inspector for the City of Aurora.
The Aurora City Council is expected to consider the urgent pigeon matter on March 9th at his next meeting.