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Friday, October 30, 2015

Halloween Safety Tips


It has come to our attention that some of our local viewers want to be scary this Halloween and dress up like Aurora crony cop Kristen Ziman.

Some of you have suggested that it's simple, just dress up like a cop (don't forget the blonde hair), pretend you have a clue about fighting crime, spread false and misleading information about crime stats (lie), show blatant disregard for integrity, eat donuts, party with the corrupt, exploit taxpayers with schemes, urge people to be warriors and, of course, drink lots and lots of wine.

While we understand why these may be accurate ways to be like Kristen Ziman, we simply request you to use an EMPTY wine bottle (preferably plastic).

Please be safe. And, don't drink and drive.

Note: to learn more about Queen Kristen Ziman, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23KgMcpj4JA

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

So the lady likes wine and may distort some facts. It's done by all politicians. I don't believe she is the chief of Aurora. So why isn't openline talking about others with power. I read many things about Tunnys, Groomes, Zimans and Deleons. I want to hear the crap about them also.
I heard things at the club last night. I guess there is a vote for chief and all of the candidates are looking for votes. So I believe this blog is run by Groomes or Deleone to make Kjendall look bad.
They said that when Chapa Via becomes mayor that she plans on making a guy named Deen chief of Aurora.

Anonymous said...

I don't have enough candy for a billion trick and treating Groomes or enough wine for the Kjendalls.

Anonymous said...

It's party night here at the club. A guy just said that John Groom will be the next chief because his mother is best friends with the mayors wife. I am going to indulge in a glass of wine or 15.

Anonymous said...

3:34 Great party last night wish everyone could have been there. I asked about that Deen guy being chief. I was informed that there is only one guy named Deen and that his wife is good friends with Linda Chapa Lavia. They also said Deen was his former boss and wasn't bright enough to be a chief. But that politics is what it's all about not talent.

Anonymous said...

There's a new Director at the Park District in the Fox Valley. What do people think?

Anonymous said...

Oh, Jim Pilmer. I guess he needs jobs for his friends and family too.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how much taxpayer money he's going to be paid. I heard that Bob Vaughan made over $450,000 for his last year as director. The director after him made over $375,000 for his last year of park district work. How can this kind of money possibly be justified? The mayor of Chicago makes $180,000. The Illinois governor makes $177,000. What the what?

Anonymous said...

The U.S. president makes $400,000 including a $50,000 expense allowance. Didn't know that being commander in chief of the grass cutting armed forces at the Park District was so vital to world peace. Those John Deere's and Toro's must be some mean machines.

Anonymous said...

mean machines they are