Watch this exclusive trailer of what will be revealed before tonight's watch party:
Tickets to the watch party are free for all cops, but will cost taxpayers $38,205 per person to cover the fancy equipment, corruption and kickbacks involved to design, construct and furnish the room we will be using at the Palace. You can waive the cost of the ticket by donating to the mayor's campaign fund.
Wine provided by Kristen Ziman and Chris Tunney, paid for by the Dunham Slush Fund.
Be sure to arrive early to get your photo next to Queen Kristen sitting in her new special GoT-inspired throne, designed by Cordogan Clark and constructed by Wegman Construction.
One random viewer will get a chance to ride in the APD tank with Kristen demonstrating her extensive experience at drinking and driving.