So, we've asked Aurora's Corrupt Cop Kristen Ziman, who calls shootings an "uptick" if this serious enough yet.
Message to Kristen Ziman:
Kristen, we hate to interrupt your nap but if someone shot at your house 3 times since March, would you call that an "uptick" or a crisis?
Since we already pay you way too much and aren't fighting crime, maybe you could get off your lazy ass, sit in the APD tank and protect that neighborhood even if it's not where you would let your own kids visit.
And, please don't drink again before driving the tank. That tank (aka "donut delivery machine") cost us a half-million taxpayer dollars. Maybe "Deputy" Tonto Jackson can be the designated tank driver.